Mit den temporären Tattoos können alle Football-Girls ihr Team unterstützen und ihre Liebe zum Fußball ausdrücken. Das gewünschte Motiv ausschneiden, anfeuchten und auf der gewünschten Körperstelle platzieren. Die body tattoos enthalten zwei Sheets und sind mit Wasser und Seife leicht wieder zu entfernen.
From award-winning comedian, writer, producer, and actress Amy Schumer comes The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, a thoughtful, honest, and hysterical collection of (very) personal essays. Never one to shy away from the uproarious, challenging, and remarkable moments that make up life, this exceptionally candid book will have readers wincing with recognition, nodding their head in solidarity, and laughing out loud. Written with Amy´s signature candor, she reflects on her often raucous childhood antics, her hard won and incomparable rise to comedic stardom, and the courage it takes to approach the world with astounding honesty every single day. Surely the most anticipated collection of the year, Amy shines bright as a friend, daughter, and sister, unforgettable comedian, and most notably, a masterful (and always entertaining) storyteller.
´´Amy´s got your back. She´s in your corner. She´s an honesty bomb. And she´s coming for you.´´ (Actress Tilda Swinton, Trainwreck costar) The Emmy Award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and star of Inside Amy Schumer and the acclaimed film Trainwreck has taken the entertainment world by storm with her winning blend of smart, satirical humor. Now Amy Schumer has written a refreshingly candid and uproariously funny collection of (extremely) personal and observational essays. In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationships, and sex and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is - a woman with the courage to bare her soul to stand up for what she believes in, all while making us laugh. Down to earth and relatable, frank and unapologetic, Amy Schumer is one of us: She relies on her sister for advice, still hangs out with her high school pals, and continues to navigate the ever-changing boundaries in love, work, and life. Ranging from the raucous to the romantic, the heartfelt to the harrowing, this highly entertaining and universally appealing collection is the literary equivalent of a night out with your best friend - an unforgettable and fun adventure that you wish could last forever. Whether she´s experiencing lust at first sight while in the airport security line, sharing her own views on love and marriage, admitting to being an introvert, or discovering her cross-fit instructor´s secret bad habit, Amy Schumer proves to be a bighearted, brave, and thoughtful storyteller that will leave you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and sobbing uncontrollably - but only because it´s over. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amy Schumer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/007438/bk_sans_007438_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The third book in the ´Marked Men´ series. Somewhere between the perfect fairytale and a broken heart lies a happy ending. Loud and colourful, Cora Lewis is used to keeping her rowdy colleagues at the tattoo shop in line, but all her fiery bluster hides a heart that´s been mistreated too many times. After her supposed happy-ever-after went out of the window, she´s become fixated on nothing less than ‘perfect´. But does such a guy exist? Rome Archer is as far from perfect as can be. Rigid and uncompromising, he´s returned from his final tour of duty a broken man, and nightmares of war plague his every moment. Faced with family rifts and no idea what to do with his time, he´s used to seeing the world in black and white, good and bad - and right now, he´s lost in the dark. On the surface, neither is what the other person wants - but in the search for perfect, imperfection might just be what they need. 1. Language: English. Narrator: William Sharpe, Alicia Neil. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/001924/bk_hcuk_001924_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A laugh-out-loud collection of original stories, written by the erstwhile New York Times columnist and author of The Town on Beaver Creek. For over a decade, Michelle Slatalla wrote drolly about everything from online shopping to gorilla shoes, in the Style pages of the New York Times. Equal parts Erma Bombeck and Jean Kerr, with just a dash of Shirley Jackson, she peered into every corner of her life - then investigated her three daughters, husband and and her dogs, mainly because she needed the money. Now the editor and founder of the immensely popular blog, Gardenista, she needs the money more than ever. Hence this compendium of never-told anecdotes about her life in Northern California. In Wife, Mother, Worker, Spy, you´ll learn: Dirty tricks to help your kid become class president in fifth grade. What to do when your child says she wants a tattoo for her 16th birthday. How to get out of it if your food hospitalizes an allergic dinner party guest. How to stop your daughters from stealing your clothes. What it was like being the world´s worst cheerleader. What to do when a live rat crashes your elegant cocktail party. How to fight your own neighborhood association. How to beat an octogenarian at tennis. And that´s just in the intro. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Anna Wellborn. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/last/000005/bk_last_000005_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Never trust a bad boy. That’s what Beauty Influencer Lizzie Danvers tells her YouTube subscribers after getting dumped on Instagram. Lizzie may have the devil’s luck in choosing men, but she’s determined to prove that the age-old ´´once a playboy, always a playboy” theory is bulletproof. All she needs is 30 days and one sexy commitment-phobe to do it... By day, Gage Harvey helps his twin at Inked on Bourbon, tattooing butterflies onto every female under the age of 30. By night, he works for New Orleans’ Special Operations Division, fulfilling a family legacy to protect his city. Relationships aren’t on his radar - until the hot-as-hell woman on his tattoo table glances up at him, a butterfly half-inked on her butt, and propositions him. Gage should say no - nothing good ever comes from entertaining crazy women. But for the sake of playboys everywhere, he’ll take one for the team, and prove to Miss Lizzie Danvers that bad boys are the only men who will tempt you with forever. Tempt Me with Forever is the fourth book in the NOLA Heart series, but can be listened to as a standalone. It features laugh-out-loud characters, a bad boy who will sweep you off your feet, and a romance guaranteed to melt your listening device and make you smile. One hot cop and an HEA guaranteed! Cover design: Najla Qamber Designs. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jae Delane. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/033660/bk_adbl_033660_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.